What is the best lawn art for my place?
I really liked that big deer with the horns and all, but my friend Lou pumped a half a dozen 12 gauge slugs into it the other night. So, that’s pretty much gone. I like those pink birds. You know with the long legs. I got some of those. But the kids down the road stuffed them with M-80′s and blew em all to h***. So I’m thinking, everything I put out there either gets shot up or blown up.
What if I just get one of those store dummies? One that looks like my ex-wife. Then at least I can have fun unloading with a full clip of 30-30′s when I get home.
Or should I just get a bunch of tires, paint em pretty colors and stick plastic flowers in the middle?
I don’t think anybody will shoot them. I hope.
Get a couple of rabbits, plant some vegetables, and let them graze. Pretty soon you’ll have a whole lot of them running around your yard, making it look real cute. I hear rabbit stew tastes real nice too.
Christmas Lawn Art decorations
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DEER-OUTDOOR SIGNS-WILDLIFE ART-LOG FENCE-LAWN DECOR $179.00 |
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CLINGERMANS SIGNS-MOOSE-OUTDOOR SIGN-LAWN & GARDEN -HUNTING-WILDLIFE ART $179.00 |
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Lawn/Yard Art Ornament Shadow/Silhouette “Black Lab” $17.99 |
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Lawn/Yard Art Ornament Swinger Girl With Yellow Bonnet $25.99 |
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Lawn/Yard Art Ornament Swinger Boy With Brown Hat $25.99 |
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Vintage Whirly Gig Lawn Ornament~Nice Color Folk Art Outsider Art Moving ‘Wings’ $75.00 |
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Steel Windmill John Deere Farm Tractor Green Yellow Country Yard Garden Lawn Art $11.50 |
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METAL SUNFLOWER GARDEN LAWN PLANTER STAKE ART TRELLIS $8.99 |
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Flamingo Solar Bird Garden Statue Yard Lawn Decor Patio bird art garden art $19.95 |
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Vintage Pink Flamingoes Lawn Yard Art Decor $9.99 |
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CAST IRON MERMAID STATUE LAWN YARD ART NAUTICAL FIGURAL MERMAID GARDEN METALWARE $39.99 |
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4 Decorative Stepping Stone Lawn Yard Garden Art Decor Flower Tricycle Butterfly $19.97 |
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Outdoor Light Up Solar Powered Boy Turtle Statue Garden Lawn Yard Art Lighting $24.97 |
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Iron Armillary Sundial with Arrow Lawn Garden Decor Sundials Sun Dial Yard Art $27.99 |
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Outdoor Light Up Solar Powered Boy Turtle Statue Garden Lawn Yard Art Lighting $24.97 |
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4 Decorative Stepping Stone Lawn Yard Garden Art Decor Flower Tricycle Butterfly $29.97 |
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3 Gather With Grateful Hearts Flower Stepping Stone Lawn Rock Yard Art Plaque $24.97 |
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Metal Pink Flamingo Garden Yard Art Bird Statue Animal Sculpture Lawn Decoration $29.97 |
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Lawn Ornament Yard Art Handcrafted Wood TULIPS 3 Flowers Garden Decoration $12.95 |
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NEW Horny Frog Statue Garden Lawn Decor Concrete Art $5.00 |
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CLINGERMANS SIGNS-MOOSE-OUTDOOR SIGN-LAWN & GARDEN -HUNTING-WILDLIFE ART $179.00 |
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CLINGERMANS SIGNS-MOOSE-OUTDOOR SIGN-LAWN & GARDEN -HUNTING-WILDLIFE ART $199.00 |
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Lawn/Yard Art Ornament Easter Green Bunny in Egg $19.99 |
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Lawn/Yard Art Ornament Easter Yellow Chick Carrying An Egg $19.99 |
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Lawn/Yard Art Ornament Swinger Girl With Pink Hat $27.99 |
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Lawn/Yard Art Ornament Black Scottie Sitting $16.99 |
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Vintage White Flamingoes Signed by Don Featherstone Lawn Yard Art Decor $9.99 |
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NEW STATUE Lawn Pet DOG Concrete Decor Art Many Breeds $5.00 |
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NEW STATUE Lawn Pet DOG Concrete Decor Art Multi Breed $5.00 |
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*NEW* Lawn Art Yard Shadow/Silhouette Cowboy Kid “INCREDIBLE DETAIL” $28.00 |
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Pack of 4 Solar Lighted Halloween Ghost Lawn Stake Yard Art Decoration 20 $59.99 Pack of 4 Halloween Ghost Solar Lawn StakeItem #165111These fun lawn stakes absorb the energy from the sun and the glow all night, lighting your walkway for trick-or-treatersDimensions: 20″HMaterial(s): plasticPack includes 4 of the lawn stake shown Type: Lights |
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Lawn Dart Gold Cup Trophy $26.42 Lawn Dart Gold Cup Award Comes Fully Assembled Gold Plastic Cup with Handles Wood Base Gold Plate Engraving Space Black Letters Usually Ships In One or Two Business Days IMPORTANT: Please fill out engraving information at check out. (Engraving options will appear below credit card information) This beautiful cup comes ready to go right out of the box. This beautiful yet inexpensive cup carries a unique illustration, now you can honor the champions of the jarts tournament. Impress the best! Need something you can’t find? Email us with your idea. Custom work is our specialty. Artwork can be submitted to artwork@buyawardsandtrophies.com Acceptable files are (.cdr or .ai or .eps) Charges may apply if art needs to be re-drawn. Proofs will be e-mailed. Available Sizes 15″ |
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Lawn To Lawn $5.99 When their family moves away and leaves them behind, a group of lawn ornaments sets out on a dangerous trek across the country to try to find them. |
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Lawn to Lawn $10.99 Not everyone loves lawn ornaments. But Pearl was different. Pearl was their friend—the only human who knew they were real. So when Pearl’s family moves and (shockingly!) leaves their pink flamingo, deer, gnome, and lawn jockey behind, Flo, Betty, Norm, and Jack know what they must do. They must find Pearl no matter how long and perilous the journey. Through cities and suburbs, over mountains and through swamps, the ornaments make their dangerous way. They survive storms and menacing gargoyles. They get directions from weather vanes and other statuary. And always, always, they must avoid the dreaded trash truck! In this hysterical and quirky tale of toys-come-to-life, Dan Yaccarino reminds us that home is where the heart is and that no journey is too difficult when it leads to the one you love. From the Hardcover edition. |
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44 Lighted NCAA Washington State Animated Lawn Football Player Outdoor Yard Art $109.99 Lighted Washington State Outdoor Football Player DecorationItem #07658Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Football player moves his arm in a “throwing” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided/flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedUL Listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesMinor assembly is required (assembly instructions are included)4.5 foot white lead cordDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wirePlease Note: Pictures show Alabama, ad is for Washington State Type: Home Accents |
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44 Lighted NFL Cleveland Browns Animated Lawn Football Player Outdoor Yard Art $109.99 Lighted Cleveland Browns Outdoor Football Player DecorationItem #10735Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Football player moves his arm in a “throwing” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wire Type: Home Accents |
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44 Lighted MLB Detroit Tigers Animated Lawn Baseball Player Outdoor Yard Art $109.99 Lighted Detroit Tigers Outdoor Baseball Player DecorationItem #06852Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Baseball player moves his bat in a “swinging” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wire Type: Home Accents |
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44 Lighted NCAA Iowa Animated Lawn Football Player Outdoor Yard Art Decoration $109.99 Lighted Iowa Outdoor Football Player DecorationItem #07620Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Football player moves his arm in a “throwing” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wire Type: Home Accents |
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44 Lighted NCAA Texas Tech Animated Lawn Football Player Outdoor Yard Art Decor $109.99 Lighted Texas Tech Outdoor Football Player DecorationItem #07652Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Football player moves his arm in a “throwing” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wire Type: Home Accents |
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44 Lighted MLB New York Mets Animated Lawn Baseball Player Outdoor Yard Art $109.99 Lighted New York Mets Outdoor Baseball Player DecorationItem #06860Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Baseball player moves his bat in a “swinging” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wire Type: Home Accents |
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44 Lighted NCAA Texas A&M Animated Lawn Football Player Outdoor Yard Art Decor $109.99 Lighted Texas A&M Outdoor Football Player DecorationItem #07650Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Football player moves his arm in a “throwing” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wire Type: Home Accents |
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44 Lighted NCAA Florida Animated Lawn Football Player Outdoor Yard Art $109.99 Lighted Florida Outdoor Football Player DecorationItem #07614Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Football player moves his arm in a “throwing” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wire Type: Home Accents |
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44 Lighted NCAA Virginia Tech Animated Lawn Football Player Outdoor Yard Art $109.99 Lighted Virginia Tech Outdoor Football Player DecorationItem #07656Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Football player moves his arm in a “throwing” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wire Type: Home Accents |
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44 MLB San Francisco Giants Animated Lawn Baseball Player Outdoor Yard Art $109.99 Lighted San Francisco Giants Outdoor Baseball Player DecorationItem #06866Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Baseball player moves his bat in a “swinging” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wire Type: Home Accents |
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44 MLB St. Louis Cardinals Animated Lawn Baseball Player Outdoor Yard Art Decor $109.99 Lighted St. Louis Cardinals Outdoor Baseball Player DecorationItem #06868Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Baseball player moves his bat in a “swinging” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wire Type: Home Accents |
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44 Lighted NCAA Auburn Animated Lawn Football Player Outdoor Yard Art Decor $109.99 Lighted Auburn Outdoor Football Player DecorationItem #07609Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Football player moves his arm in a “throwing” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wire Type: Home Accents |
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44 Lighted NCAA Oregon State Animated Lawn Football Player Outdoor Yard Art $109.99 Lighted Oregon State Outdoor Football Player DecorationItem #07644Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Football player moves his arm in a “throwing” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wirePlease note: Picture shows Michigan State, but ad is for Oregon State Type: Home Accents |
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44 Lighted MLB Texas Rangers Animated Lawn Baseball Player Outdoor Yard Art $109.99 Lighted Texas Rangers Outdoor Baseball Player DecorationItem #06870Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Baseball player moves his bat in a “swinging” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wire Type: Home Accents |
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44 Lighted MLB Houston Astros Animated Lawn Baseball Player Outdoor Yard Art $109.99 Lighted Houston Astros Outdoor Baseball Player DecorationItem #06854Officially licensed merchandiseHolographic lawn figure comes in official team colors emblazoned with its authentic team logo Baseball player moves his bat in a “swinging” motionComes with 150 pre-attached clear mini lightsOne sided, flat backMetal stand and lawn stakes are includedMinor assembly is required4.5 foot white lead cordUL listed for indoor/outdoor useComes with replacement bulbs and fusesDimensions: 44″H x 22″WMaterial(s): PVC/metal/wire Type: Home Accents |
