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How about this Wrestlemania card?

Albert Del Rio vs Rey Mysterio in an “I quit” match

Edge vs. Christian in a “Brood Match”

Miz vs John Morrison in a “Falls Count Anywhere” match

Undertaker vs HHH in a “Ladder Match”

Michelle McCool vs the Bella Twins in a “Diva Lumberjack Match”

The Rock vs Cena in a “Iron Man Match”

HBK vs Jericho in a “Lose and You Retire Match”

JBL vs The Big Show in a “Texas Iron Pig Match”

Hornswaggle vs Cactus Jack in a “Big Mac Slugfest Match”

Vince McMahon vs Stephanie McMahon in a “Steel Cage Iron Fist Match”

The Evil Monkey from Family Guy vs Optimus Prime in a “Cartoon Chairshot the Head Match”

Obama vs Former President Bill Clinton in a “Texas Tornado Tag Team Match”

The kid from Jerry McGuire vs Stone Cold Steve Austin in an “Austin 3:16 Beer chug match”

-” I Quit ” Match- 5/10 We have seen enough of the del Rio/Mysterio rivalry and it is boring! an ” I Quit ” match between them at WM would be unbearable
- ” Brood ” Match- 10/10 See? Everyone tries to add del Rio to this match, but that would just fuck it up it is fine as just Edge v. Christian I
- ” Falls Count Anywhere “- 9/10 Everyone wants to see this match go down at WM, however they have already met in this stip so maybe change it up a bit
- ” Ladder “- 10/10 Everyone wants to see the sequel to this match 10 years later and i think it would be amazing especially in a ladder match
- ” Diva Lumberjack “- 0/10 Divas matches do not belong on a WM card
- ” Iron Man “- 10/10 Everyone wants to see this match and once again your stip has just made it that much better
- ” Lose and Retire “- 8/10 This two have had some classic battles in the past and they were great, but they should never be forced into a lose and retire match
- ” Texas Iron Pig “- 10/10 I dont now what the stip means, but these two would put on a classic either way
- ” Big Mac Slugfest “- 0/10 The stip sounds awful and those two would have a really uninteresting match anyway
- ” Steel Cage Iron Fist “- 5/10 Why not Shane v. Vince?
- ” Cartoon Chairshot “- 0/10 Now you are making up matches? That could never happen?
- ” Texas Tornado Tag “- 0/10 Really? A president v. president match?
- ” Beer Chug “- 4/10 Steve Austin would make any match awesome except for a Beer Chug match against some loser.
————-Overall: 5/10
Very poor PPV those last few matches really killed it. Every other match was awesome though. Really should have just left those last three matches off the card, but still involved Stone Cold (F-)

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